Rule Number 1:
Avoid Dresses that are Too Trendy
There’s nothing wrong with being stylish and fashion forward but following flash in the pan trends are a one way ticket to a future filled with the mockery of your wedding photos by your children and grandchildren (and if they’re REALLY bad and you’re extra lucky, you’re great-grandchildren). Don’t believe me? Check out these world class wedding dress travesties.
Distracting from the awful wedding dress by using even worse bridesmaid dresses = genius.
The florist must have recognized the fashion faux pas by concealing it behind the insanely massive bouquet. Too bad it couldn’t hide the veil.
Princess Di was lovely. Her gown?…not so much.
Whoa. Just whoa.
The perfect dress for women who are passionate about feminine hygiene.
Rule Number 2:
Even Designers Make Hideous Mistakes.
Even our beloved designers seem to have trouble distinguishing between what’s hot and what’s not. Yes, many runway looks are never intended to be worn as-is, straight off the runway for events. There is usually a bit of tweaking and toning-down of outrageous details that are done before they are worn by those who can afford the hefty price tags…please note the use of the word “usually.” There have been instances of pieces being worn straight off the runway with rather unfortunate outcomes. Here are a few designer pieces which I pray with all my heart never make it onto any bride anywhere…tweaked or not. God save us all if they ever do for it will truly be a sign of the end times.
Really, Yves Saint Laurent? Really? I don’t think Mother Nature herself would touch this with a ten foot pole…no matter how you prune it.
You may now kiss the bride…if you can reach her.
Even my beloved Jenny Packham gets it wrong from time to time…the poor girl looks like she’s been attacked by an ostrich.
Love the 1960’s influence with this Dior gown, but I don’t know very many brides that want to look like the reception tent.
Even those who kneel at the house of Chanel can’t deny that this gown borders on blasphemy.
Rule Number 3:
When in Doubt Ask “What Would Audrey or Grace Do?”
Are you on the fence about whether or not a gown will stand the test of time? Are you worried that good taste mean not being able to express your personal style? Fear not. When in doubt just stop, take a deep breath , channel a classic style icon and ask your self “What would Audrey Hepburn do?” (or Grace Kelly or Dita Von Tease…you get the idea.) Connect with these goddesses of fashion and taste and you can’t go wrong.
Coco redeems herself with a show of exceptional taste with this vintage Chanel gown.
Classic, cute and just a little quirky from my beloved Jenny Packham. So very Audrey.
Do you dream of speakeasy’s and love The Great Gatsby? Then this Jenny Packham dress, though daring, is perfect. (I think this might be my favorite.)
A dress to make Grace Kelly proud.
What does your dream dress look like? Do you already have one picked out? Still shopping around? Feel free to leave comments and links to your favorite gowns (or more fashion travesties) in the comments section.
Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick
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